Mengantuk

Gambar ketika zaman belajar di payung, sebelum wujudnya tempat lepak W

Tiap tiap pagi bila nak pergi ke kerja, mata ini kadang kadang akan terasa mengantuk. Ini disebabkan oleh aktiviti dan tektik aku pada malam sebelumnya. Aku pun tak pasti kenapa aku keluar malam malam sebelum itu, yang pastinya keesokan pagi pasti akan terasa berat di mata.

Kebiasaannya, tiap tiap malam aku ada tektik. Sekarang ni pun, kehidupan malam telah terjadual;

Isnin : Aktiviti berbasikal
Selasa : Futsal UEFA
Rabu : Aktviti melepak
Khamis : Hari mencalat (dating)
Jumaat : Futsal

Aku rasa aku nak kurangkan dah aktiviti malam. Kalau tak kurangkan juga, mungkin satu hari nanti aku akan datang ke kerja seperti gambar yang tertera.

Rasa rasanya, yang mana satu aku patut eliminate?

Need Help.

I need to organize my Boss's farewell party.

He's Chinese with lots of Malay subordinates..

I suggested Dim Sum, but as usual.. my Malay colleagues objected to it..

Any suggestions?

Best Adult Jokes Contest 2009

The best adult jokes contest 2009 through cellphone texts/smses in U.S.A.

Grand Prize USD50,000.00 1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin. Mom asked "How do you know dear?" Girl replied "Last night, when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."

First Prize USD25,000.00
(2) Immigrant Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick." Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it." 2 hours later >>Immigrant Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house."

10 Consolation Prize USD10,000.00 each
(3) After sex, a newly wed wife kept fondling her husband's cock. Husband asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?" Wife replied: "No dear, I just admiring your cock. I used to have one before."

(4) Women's lives are hard. Morning, wash clothes. Noon, hang clothes. Evening, keep clothes. Nite, iron clothes. Midnight, take off clothes. After midnight, find clothes.

(6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass: "Anyone got a cock?" All men rose. "I meant anyone seen a cock?" All women rose. "I mean anyone seen my cock?" All nuns rose.

(7) A Sad story >> A woman's husband died and she had him cremated. She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said, " Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

(8) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?" Mom: "When you become a good girl, you will get one." Girl: "But mom, what if I am not a good girl?" Mom: "Then you will get many, dear!"

(9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary: "If I give you USD3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?" Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra, Panties, Everything."

(10) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class." Teacher: "Why?" Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

(11) Two sperms talking on mobile phone. Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you close-by?"2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the tonsils."

(12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a penis. This is because it can be lifted up even by just a simple thought.

Unpublished article

This is an untold story of a murder happened in a German court. It is puzzling that our media did not aired it on our news.

Are we coming to an era where Muslims are all hated? Genocides are taking places everywhere in our world, from Palestin to China.. We need to prepare for the worst.

The end of time is definitely coming. Let us all pray for our safe keeping..

Googled Ahmad Fairuz Effendee

I googled up my full name, and here are some of the hit list mentioned;

1. I appeared on ape yang ko merepek ni sapik
2. I signed a petition on believing in Allah
3. I was mentioned in Stick it
4. My fotopages was highlighted under the browsing segment.

Maybe my name had to compete with the Tun Ahmad Fairuz, hence my sweet lil' name could not get quite a hit.

Cara Cara Mengikat Tali Kasut

Memandangkan ramai di antara kita yang menggilai kasut, maka ini aku kongsikan cara cara mengikat tali kasut.

Ini juga boleh membuatkan kita terasa cool seperti orang muda..
















Diharap agar semua dapat mencuba pelbagai fesyen yang terhidang di sini.

Tiket Man Utd vs Malaysia

They are here... It's gonna be memorable watching Owen running in the Devils kit for the first time. I hope the new number 7 will eclipse the former, cause the former is a show pony.. I like Owen because of his work rate. That's why Tevez's departure will surely be missed.

I hope TFC's new number 7 (self proclaimed) will also be as good as Owen.

Selamat Hari Jadi Tunangku

Hari ini, hari jadi tunangku. Maka, hari ni maknanya kami akan pergi makan best. Tak tahu lagi nak makan katner.. Tunggulah petang nanti.

My birthday gurl

Aku berkenalan dengan dia pada tahun 2004. Dah lama dah... Banyak kenangan yang telah kami harungi. Suka duka dan tangis tawa telah sama sama kami jalan. Yang paling penting, dialah teman yang aku akan lalui baki hidup aku ni, sehinggalah ke akhir hayat, Insyallah...

Tak sabar rasanya aku nak masuk fasa baru dengan tunangku ni. Insyallah, tahun depan terbinalah masjid yang kami impikan tu. Doa doakan lah ya...

So, to my dear fiancee... Happy birthday my love. May your life is blessed with joy, happiness and taqwa...

Qunut

Janganlah kita tunjuk pandai kalau kita tidak mengetahui, dan berhati hatilah bila kita mempelajari sesuatu dari seseorang.. Pastikan pengajar itu benar benar arif tentang perkara yang di ajari.

FiAT

Baju yang menjadi isu

Pagi ini aku mengayuh ke pejabat. Dah agak lama aku tidak lakukan akitiviti ini. Takpe, memandangkan hari itu aku dah start balik mengayuh, maka aku pon kayuh ke ofis.

Sampai di ofis, seperti biasa aku akan terus mencapai milo ais dari kantin. Sesudah itu, aku pun menuju ke restroom untuk tukar baju dan mandi.

Sewaktu sedang duduk kemalasan di restroom, adalah seorang ofis mate masuk.

"Aiyo amad! apa macam u duduk itu macam! waktu u duduk saya sudah takda nampak huruf "i" di baju u..hahahah!" katanya kepada aku.

Uh oh, bahaya tu, kalau tak nampak huruf "i", maka baju aku akan mengatakan yang aku FAT. tak boleh jadi ni..

" Takpelah Bob, kalu lu takda nampak, nanti dua minggu lagi saya mari pakai ini baju, kasi u tak nampak huruf 'A' aje.. ok" balas aku.

Huhuhu..berjayakah aku? Pompang aje lebih ni!!!

Moving On

I've made up my mind weeks ago..
and now I've made it official..

It's gonna be the last 3 months..
I have mix feeling for it..

But life must go on..
I can't wait for the next chapter of my life..

Billi Lim will guide me all through the way..
I believe in his words..

Allah Selamatkan Kamu

Hari ini harijadiku. Maka hari ini adalah hari bermakna. Maka, hari ini mungkin hari yang biasa sahaja untuk kamu, tapi hari ini hari jadiku...

So, Selamat harijadi Ahmad Fairuz.. :)